Ancrene Wiseass

A would-be medievalist holds forth on academia, teaching, gender politics, blogging, pop culture, critters, and whatever else comes her way.

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Yes, this really is yet another blog by a disillusioned grad student. I sympathize, but that's just the way it has to be. For hints as to what my bizarre alias means, click here and here and, if needed, here and here. To get a sense of what I'm up to, feel free to check out the sections called "Toward a Wiseass Creed" and "Showings: Some Introductory Wiseassery" in my main blog's left-hand sidebar. Please be aware that spamming, harassing, or otherwise obnoxious comments will be deleted and traced.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Open Letter

Dear Creepy Guy,

You really should not be surprised that young women do not engage in conversation with you when you are:

1) deeply unhygenic
2) eating potato chip crumbs off the table with your wet finger
3) at least 20 years older than the women in question, and
4) complaining loudly about being automatically kicked off the internet by the public, university terminal you're using because you were looking at porn sites.


Also, would you please stop staring at me now.