Student: Did you meet this morning to write the exam?
Me: Well, we started collaborating on it, anyway. It's not finished yet.
Student: (smiling slyly) So, what was that like?
Me: We went into this dark, back room and smoked a lot of cigars and played poker. And we threw back our heads and cackled evilly. And oh, the power! The power coursing through our veins! It was sweet, I tell you! SWEET!